Happy New Year’s – We drink the…er…a champagne of beers, Champagne Velvet – which apparently smells like Patrick Lynch of Upland Brewing Company. We discuss omnisexual polygamists and wax philosophical about the coming age of artificial intelligence. Cheers!
On the last day of advent, my true love gave to me – a conversation about the Pope, Santa, and beer. Join us, won’t you? Happy holidays from Platos Gravity!
Aaron gives his wife the wrong beer. The beer has a picture of a bear. Jason has a drum set and still sounds like the internet. The gang talks about Friends. 3 beers left, won’t you join us?
How long are 99 cans of beer – on the wall, in a case, and does it matter if it is just PBR? Also, does Aaron have secret family? No, and also, he is very bad at circle math – not really, but yea, it sounds that way. Jason still sounds like the internet.
Marge Simpson or Unicorn, you be the judge. Speaking of judges, we muse about the afterlife on day 18 of #PlatosAdvent2019.
We discuss the thread counts of rose chasubles as we celebrate Gaudete Sunday for #PlatosAdvent2019! This transitions nicely into some fun nerd jokes that may or may not reference the command line.
Aaron learns that sliding into DM’s has a sexual connotation – and then Jason has Aaron guess the plot for different Anime.
Kellye joins the soirée for Rauchbier Day on #PlatosAdvent2019! And Jason feels like Robin Quivers.
Aaron buys a house, and Aristophanes makes a cameo! Also, the first Altbier of the Advent Calendar and it is delicious!
Jason is a person who remains extant, and sometimes adds to an episode description when Aaron’s not looking with self-referential 4th wall breaking phrases like, “Hi, I’m Jason, and I’m typing this out right now. How are you?” I’m not saying that’s what is happening here, but… also… Hi, I’m Jason, and I’m typing this out right now. How are you?
Is Dunkel an onomatopoeic verb? And also, tomorrow, not today, is Friday the 13th.