Wittmann Urhell

Aaron is confused about podcasts. Jason is confused about computers. Stockings stuffers are weird. The guys have another Helles, and Free Willy is a whale. It’s the eve of Christmas Eve. Join us, won’t you?

Schlokbräu Kheder Original Pils

Jason was out grocery shopping when he remembered he needed to upload an episode of the podcast. What’s it about? Only one way to know, download it and listen, like he’s going to do right now. Join him, won’t you?

Loncium Vienna Style Lager

How long are 99 cans of beer – on the wall, in a case, and does it matter if it is just PBR? Also, does Aaron have secret family? No, and also, he is very bad at circle math – not really, but yea, it sounds that way. Jason still sounds like the internet.

Swarze Tinte

Jason is not the world’s greatest can afficianado, and Aaron invents a game to embarass Jason! This is a real kick Jason in the face episode – or is it? Maybe, but you’ll have listen. YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Actually, maybe you will. The guys drink a beer.

Urtyp Hell Edel Bayer

We discuss the thread counts of rose chasubles as we celebrate Gaudete Sunday for #PlatosAdvent2019! This transitions nicely into some fun nerd jokes that may or may not reference the command line.

Jubiläums-Sud

Aaron buys a house, and Aristophanes makes a cameo! Also, the first Altbier of the Advent Calendar and it is delicious!

Jason is a person who remains extant, and sometimes adds to an episode description when Aaron’s not looking with self-referential 4th wall breaking phrases like, “Hi, I’m Jason, and I’m typing this out right now. How are you?” I’m not saying that’s what is happening here, but… also… Hi, I’m Jason, and I’m typing this out right now. How are you?