Champagne Velvet

Happy New Year’s – We drink the…er…a champagne of beers, Champagne Velvet – which apparently smells like Patrick Lynch of Upland Brewing Company. We discuss omnisexual polygamists and wax philosophical about the coming age of artificial intelligence. Cheers!

Kartäuser Doppelbock Dunkel

On the last day of advent, my true love gave to me – a conversation about the Pope, Santa, and beer. Join us, won’t you? Happy holidays from Platos Gravity!

Wittmann Urhell

Aaron is confused about podcasts. Jason is confused about computers. Stockings stuffers are weird. The guys have another Helles, and Free Willy is a whale. It’s the eve of Christmas Eve. Join us, won’t you?

Schlokbräu Kheder Original Pils

Jason was out grocery shopping when he remembered he needed to upload an episode of the podcast. What’s it about? Only one way to know, download it and listen, like he’s going to do right now. Join him, won’t you?

Bären Weisse

Aaron gives his wife the wrong beer. The beer has a picture of a bear. Jason has a drum set and still sounds like the internet. The gang talks about Friends. 3 beers left, won’t you join us?

Loncium Vienna Style Lager

How long are 99 cans of beer – on the wall, in a case, and does it matter if it is just PBR? Also, does Aaron have secret family? No, and also, he is very bad at circle math – not really, but yea, it sounds that way. Jason still sounds like the internet.

Swarze Tinte

Jason is not the world’s greatest can afficianado, and Aaron invents a game to embarass Jason! This is a real kick Jason in the face episode – or is it? Maybe, but you’ll have listen. YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Actually, maybe you will. The guys drink a beer.

Urtyp Hell Edel Bayer

We discuss the thread counts of rose chasubles as we celebrate Gaudete Sunday for #PlatosAdvent2019! This transitions nicely into some fun nerd jokes that may or may not reference the command line.